My Not-So-Secret Shame

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Here it is, the year-end TV meme of shame, ganked from Indiequill. The rules are simple:

1. Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.
   
2. Italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it.
   
3. Highlight new additions with an Underline.
   

Now, I honestly don't know where I found time to watch all these shows. I suppose a future version of me could have come back to the past with time-dilation technology which she lent me to do good works with, I wasted it on TV, she threw her hands up in despair and left, but not before erasing my memories of her and said technology - but the more likely explanation is that I'm epically kamchor. Also, there are some shows on this list that I know I must have watched, but for the life of me I can't recall a single episode. What happened on The Nanny besides Fran Drescher being shrill?

• 24
  
• 30 Rock
  
• 90210
  
• 7th Heaven
  
• ALF
  
• Alias
  
• American Gothic
  
• American Idol
  
• America's Got Talent
  
• America's Next Top Model
  
• Angel
  
• Arrested Development
• Ashes to Ashes
  
• Babylon 5
  
• Batman: The Animated Series
  
• Batman Beyond/Batman of the Future
  
• Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
  
• Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
  
• Baywatch
  
• Beverly Hills 90210 (original)
  
• Benidorm
  
• Bewitched
  
• Big Love
• Blackadder
  
• Bonanza
  
• Bones
  
• Bosom Buddies
  
• Boston Legal
  
• Boy Meets World
  
• Breaking Bad
  
• Brothers And Sisters
  
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  
• Burn Notice
  
• Californication
  
• Castle
  
• Catherine Tate Show
  
• Chappelle's Show
  
• Charlie's Angels
  
• Charmed
  
• Cheers
  
• Chuck
  
• Clarissa Explains it All
  
• Columbo
  
• Commander in Chief
  
• Crossing Jordan
  
• CSI
  
• CSI: Miami
  
• CSI: NY
  
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
  
• Dark Angel
  
• Dark Skies
  
• DaVinci's Inquest
  
• Dawson's Creek
  
• Dead Like Me
  
• Deadwood
  
• Degrassi: The Next Generation
  
• Designing Women
  
• Desperate Housewives
  
• Dexter
  
• Dharma & Greg
  
• Different Strokes
  
• Dirty Sexy Money
  
• Doctor Who
  
• Dollhouse
  
• Dragnet
  
• Due South
  
• ER
  
• Everwood
  
• Everybody Loves Raymond
  
• Extras
  
• Facts of Life
  
• Family Guy
  
• Farscape
  
• Fawlty Towers
  
• Felicity
  
• Firefly
  
• FlashForward
  
• Frasier
  
• Freaks & Geeks
  
• Friday Night Lights
  
• Friends
  
• Fringe
  
• Futurama
  
• Gavin and Stacey
  
• Get Smart
  
• Gilligan's Island
  
• Gilmore Girls
  
• Glee
  
• Gossip Girl
  
• Grey's Anatomy
  
• Grange Hill
  
• Growing Pains
  
• Gunsmoke
  
• Happy Days
  
• Harry Hill's TV Burp
  
• Have I Got News For You
  
• Hercules: the Legendary Journeys
  
• Heroes
  
• Home Improvement
  
• Homicide: Life on the Street
  
• House
  
• How I Met Your Mother
  
• Ideal
  
• I Dream of Jeannie
  
• I Love Lucy
  
• Invader Zim
  
• Invasion
  
• Hell's Kitchen
  
• JAG
  
• Jackass
  
• Joey
  
• Kim Possible
  
• King of Queens
  
• Knight Rider
  
• Knight Rider: 2008
  
• Kung Fu
  
• Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
  
• La Femme Nikita
  
• LA Law
  
• Laverne and Shirley
  
• Law and Order
  
• Law and Order: CI
  
• Law and Order: SVU
  
• Law and Order: UK
  
• Legend of the Seeker
  
• Leverage
  
• Lie To Me
• Life on Mars
  
• Little Britain
  
• Little House on the Prairie
  
• Live At Apollo
  
• Lizzie McGuire
  
• Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
  
• Lost
  
• Lost in Space
  
• MASH
  
• MacGyver
  
• Mad Men
  
• Malcolm in the Middle
  
• Married… With Children
  
• McLeod's Daughters
  
• Melrose Place
  
• Merlin
  
• Miami Vice
  
• Misfits
  
• Mission: Impossible
  
• Mock The Week
  
• Modern Family
  
• Mod Squad
  
• Monk
  
• Mork & Mindy
  
• Mumbai Calling
  
• Murphy Brown
  
• My Life As A Dog
  
• My Three Sons
  
• My Two Dads
  
• Mythbusters
  
• NCIS
  
• Ned Bigby's Declassified School Survival Guide
  
• Nip/Tuck
  
• Numb3rs
  
• One Tree Hill
  
• Oz
  
• Paradox
  
• Peep Show
  
• Perry Mason
  
• Power Rangers
  
• Press Gang
  
• Prison Break
  
• Private Practice
  
• Privileged
  
• Profiler
  
• Project Runway
  
• Psych
  
• Pushing Daisies
  
• QI
  
• Quantum Leap
  
• Queer As Folk (US)
  
• Queer as Folk (UK)
  
• ReGenesis
  
• Remington Steele
  
• Rescue Me
  
• Road Rules
  
• Rome
  
• Roseanne
  
• Roswell
  
• Royal Pains
  
• Sanctuary
  
• Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
  
• Scrubs
  
• Seaquest DSV
  
• Seinfeld
  
• Sex and the City
  
• Six Feet Under
  
• Slings and Arrows
  
• Smallville
  
• So Weird
  
• South of Nowhere
  
• South Park
  
• So You Think You Can Dance
  
• Spaced
  
• Spongebob Squarepants
  
• St. Elsewhere
  
• Star Trek
  
• Star Trek: The Next Generation
  
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
  
• Star Trek: Voyager
  
• Star Trek: Enterprise
  
• Stargate Atlantis
  
• Stargate SG-1
  
• Starsky & Hutch
  
• Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
  
• Superman
  
• Supernatural
  
• Surface
  
• Survivor
  
• Taxi
  
• Teen Titans
  
• That 70's Show
  
• That's So Raven
  
• The 4400
  
• The Addams Family
  
• The Amazing Race
  
• The Andy Griffith Show
  
• The A-Team
  
• The Avengers
  
• The Beverly Hillbillies
  
• The Big Bang Theory
  
• The Brady Bunch
  
• The Colbert Report
  
• The Cosby Show
  
• The Daily Show
  
• The Dead Zone
  
• The Dick Van Dyke Show
  
• The Flintstones
  
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  
• The F Word
  
• The Golden Girls
  
• The Good Wife
  
• The Honeymooners
  
• The Jeffersons
  
• The Jetsons
  
• The L Word
  
• The Love Boat
  
• The Magnificent Seven
  
• The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  
• The Mentalist
  
• The Monkees
  
• The Munsters
  
• The Nanny
  
• The O.C.
  
• The Office (UK)
  
• The Office (US)
  
• The Powerpuff Girls
  
• The Pretender
  
• The Real World
  
• The Shield
  
• The Simpsons
  
• The Six Million Dollar Man
  
• The Sopranos
  
• The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
  
• The Twilight Zone
  
• The Vampire Diaries
  
• The Waltons
  
• The West Wing
  
• The Wire
  
• The Wonder Years
  
• The X Factor
  
• The X-Files
  
• Third Watch
  
• Three's Company
  
• Top Chef
  
• Top Gear
  
• Torchwood
  
• True Blood
  
• Twin Peaks
  
• Twitch City
  
• Unfabulous
  
• Ugly Betty
  
• Veronica Mars
  
• Weeds
  
• Who Dare Wins
  
• Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
  
• Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
  
• Will and Grace
  
• Wings
  
• Xena: Warrior Princess
  

I think I may have to renounce the material life and live out the rest of my life in a monastery with no wifi or TV reception.